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Short once

Do not quarrel at all with the short🧎ones, because they will receive the stone from the 🌎 earth before us.

Our luck is that “even in sleep the brain works” But poor thing is that the same brain does not work in the exam hall.!

The air has no form, the water has no colour, the air has no death, the bath has no end, you have no brain and nothing to read yet😆..

A man falls in love through his eyes, a women through her ears.

Pudding biscuits in a tea, there is no history of a boy falling in love.

Funny biscuit

The world could be amazing, when you are slightly strange.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. heart ❤️ heart.

A really cool feature of the Nano they don’t tell you about is that even beggars ignore you at a traffic signal. Relaxing facility.

I put my heart and my life into my work
forgot to brain..

You are every girl’s dream come true. But never ever take that for granted, else I’ll be your worst nightmare.

Funny Status In Hindi

Love dream

Love is a long dream
and wedding alarm clock.

Men have feelings too. For example, we feel hungry.

Me and my charger, both are same,
stay on the phone.

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. And, You also tell me you love me, so now I’m scared..

I hate people who steal my ideas before i think of them.

My teacher today gave a 45-minute speech about not wasting time.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors aren’t to be careful.

Funny status Whatsapp

Funny chat

Happiness is when ‘Last seen at’ changes to ‘Online’ and then to ‘Typing’..

God is really creative,
look only at me.

Do not know which vitamins are in the phone, if you do not look for a while, then you start feeling like weakness.

Do not use the mobile for a while, then the sound starts coming from the mobile, whether the owner is alive or passed away..

Thank God there is No Hindi version of WhatsApp otherwise “Last Seen” would be “Antim Darshan”.

It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.

While eating banana
never look into anyone’s eyes.

Funny status for boys

Enjoy holiday

I Love my job only when I am on Holiday.

If you want to cry, use a handkerchief.
no whatsapp status.

I am Waiting for GF Message!

I put my heart in soul into my work and lost my brain in the process.

One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen the feature..

You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

God is really creative, I mean just look at me.

Cute baby funny status In English

Smile teeth

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth..

I wish i had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

Watching the phone all night
why not become a watchman..

If I live I am in India,
But it’s America’s time to sleep.

Try to say the letter “M” without your lips touching.

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it aren’t so hot.

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Dear lord, there is a bug in your software it’s called Monday, please fix it.

Royal funny status In english

I only need

I only need three things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep.

I don’t drink alcohol but Feel Awesome.

God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.

Don’t use the bathroom in your dream, It’s a setup.

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

I love my six packs so much; I protect it with a layer of fat.

Give me some sunshine… Give me some rain., Give me a another girlfriend, So I ENJOY once again…!

My study period

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams.

High Power Come, with High voltage Current.

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once..

I don’t care what people say or think about me, at least am attractive to mosquitoes.

I wonder what happen’s when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.

Funny Status

Google must be a woman because it knows everything.

Not always available, try your Luck.

Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?

I hate those people
Who steal my ideas before they even enter my mind.

Life is beautiful. from Friday to Monday.

Being soaked alone is cold. Being soaked with your best friend is an adventure.

Funny class status

Funny class sleep

C.L.A.S.S – come late and start sleeping 🙂..

Every night i just once you get 2-4 crores from somewhere then life set.

My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

Realized after taking 50 selfies
i’m fine at heart..

Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones.

Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.

I sleep till I am not hungry, I eat till I do not sleep.

Funny status for girls.
Perfect girl

A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.

Attitude Girl Shayari

I will not accept technology until I download food..

My Internet is down today. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. they are irresponsible.

When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, or calling, Becomes the enemy..

Attitude is like a underwear, Don’t show it just wore it.

The human brain is amazing, It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exams.

Status In English
Respect your self

Always respects your self.

Be as arrogant as you like
wish him a birthday
who does me.

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

When i was born… I was so surprised… that’s why I didn’t talk for a year and a half..

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

You have to be ODD, to be number one.

Funny status Hindi
Dreams keep sleeping

Never give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

Excuse me Please empty your pockets. I think you stole my ❤️ heart.

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